Before Horace my life was empty, bleak, sad. At times, I would despair and fall apart, gazing at the horror around me.

Then Horace arrived, and Blasted by life into positive central. Everything I did was tinged with Horace Joy. Everywhere I went was saturated with the knowledge that Horace was there by my side.

Thank you RP. You have turned my life into something incredible, and now I feel like I can do anything.

Horace for life.